You know there’s a problem when you can’t drink from the water bottles scared around the room, because you don’t know if you came in them or not.
today i learned domesticated talking birds that escape are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call
can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE
oh my god
Do you ever see someone and think oh my god I would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.
if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.
and that is an abusive relationship.